Zac Efron Tries To Be Clark Gable
My favorite asshole, Zac Efron, just got even worse in my opinion–if that’s possible.
Never has that famous 1930s comeback been more true. This little sissy thinks he can give Clark Gable a run for his money? Does he think he can be a “modern day version” of one of the sexiest men of all time? (E! ‘s words, not mine. On a television special, they ranked Gable #6…out of 100).
Zac Efron is not sexy or glamorous or whatever the hell he thinks he is. He’s a little baby boy who can’t attract anyone over the age of twelve. And besides, he’s not even doing the look RIGHT. He just makes something elegant and classy look friggin perverted. Way to go, jerk.
First thing’s first: Clark Gable didn’t have a vagabond-style beard! Dung for brains. And I think it’s too early for Mr. Babyface to grow any facial hair. It looks dirty and patchy.
I honestly have no idea why this made me mad. It just did. But you know what? This is my blog and I can write whatever I want.