My Question of the Ages
Why do most boys think it’s good to be total assholes and douchebags to the people who actually give two shits about them?
Whoever can answer this question should win a Nobel Prize or something.
Honestly, men are either REALLY smart or REALLY dumb. Unfortunately, a lot of them fall into the latter category.
I’m gunna give up on boys and become a forever alone cat lady. Actually, I’m more of a dog person. So I’ll be a forever alone dog lady. Does that make me a forever alone bitch? Whatever.
Thank you and good night.
Carole Irene
Baby Jean
Whoa! Where did THIS come from, I wonder!?!?!!? Sounds like *someone* had a bad boy day! I don’t know how old you are, but I’m guessing that you’re not quite old enough to realize that not ALL 2.5 billions males on this planet are assholey douchebags. True, most of us are, but who cares about those assholey douchebags? What matters is that you should never let the assholey douchebags of this world stop you from feeling what you feel and expressing yourself honestly and genuinely. Your responsibility is to be the best YOU that you can be. If you do that, one of us non-assholey douchebags *will* come along and show you that we’re not all assholey douchebags. (And if that hasn’t happened by the time you hit 60, THEN you can throw in the towel and get a dog.)
July 14, 2012 at 5:35 pm
Awww thank you SO much! I did have a very bad boy day, but I’m feeling loads better now. If this assholey douchebag thinks it’s okay to treat me with hatred like I’m inferior to him, then he obviously has the problem and not me. Your advice is great, and encouraging, thank you! <3
July 14, 2012 at 9:31 pm
My father once told me to make sure that if I married, I married “a man, not a boy…and I know all too many 40-year-old-boys.” I always figured that since Dad was a man, he knew what he was talking about. Forget boys. Look for men. They are out there. And besides, what’s wrong with cats and dogs? I sleep with several of the handsomest, most loving, most faithful males you’d ever want to meet…
July 17, 2012 at 4:40 pm
I can always count on you to give me excellent advice, thank you so much!
July 19, 2012 at 7:06 pm